WZMB Zombie Radio Show
Ever been to a Zombie Party? They’re murder. Word to the wise, friends– bring brains! Heyyy, Jazz fans! It’s Jimmy Rudolph, humble Jazz-meister of WZMB Jazz at Three. Y’know, fans, the Zombie Apocalypse has been hard on our leisure time. The last kegger I went to, the designated driver got totally wasted– and I mean that literally. But we can’t let our impending doom get in the way of celebrating me. And this week we have more reason than most to cheer me on. WZMB has cracked the top five zombie radio shows. But of course, the zombies find ways to throw clotted blood all over my good times. Click here to see for yourself.
What’s that I said? “See for yourself”? Isn’t this a radio show? We know your eyes get a little tired staring at the radio knobs waiting for something to happen. So we’ve given you a little picture show to keep you distracted– a shiny bauble to hypnotize you into sitting the fuck down. But don’t worry, fans– it’s still the same old radio show, with me and Melissa stacking the platters of great jazz for you. Why mess with obscurity.
In this week’s episode, now with 20% more gristle; Jimmy parties like it’s the Apocalypse (which it is); Zombie Don Ho sucks it; J-Bo’s Great Escape; Stark’s Raving Mad; And Jimmy’s on roofies! With featured jazz artist Philly Joe Jones! Zombie Radio Show– Radio you can See! Brought to you by Snuggie-Mor and Insta-Slick!
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