WZMB Zombie Radio Show
5 Minute Horror’s Zombie Radio Show Ep. 50 - “Wicked Cool!”
The insistent beating at the door– the terror in my heart– the thick smell of doom in the air. Yes, Jazz Fans, it’s tax time again! But even worse, ninja zombies have laid siege to WZMB! It’s Jimmy Rudolph, the man to who you owe so much, calling in all the markers; Come to WZMB, right now, and save me! For a complete understanding of my plight, watch the video below.
It seemed like such a good idea at the time; Why not take zombies, with their preternatural strength and stamina, and give them ninja skills, so that we would never have to protect ourselves again? Who could know that the zombies would attack? Let me rephrase– who could know that hasn’t seen the Terminator franchise? I don’t know, Jazz Fans, it all seems so unfair. I’ve been a friend to the zombies for years. I’ve never killed one intentionally, and at those parties where the kill a zombie, I’ve always unselfishly proposed we set the zombie loose and get on with the orgy. But all that seems to be forgotten as the slavering undead ninjas try to pick the lock on my sound proof door with their sais.
Whup– the lights just went off. Please, if you love WZMB, if you love jazz, if you love Jimmy Rudolph, and if you weren’t planning on donating your organs anyway, come on down to WZMB and distract these ruthless ninja zombies for a few seconds while yours truly sneaks out through the trash chute. I promise to dedicate a song in your honor on the next broadcast– not during the lead-in, of course, but well within the first hour of the show. Please! Don’t let the jazz die!
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Tags: 5 Minute Horror, Angelle Gullett, funny zombies, James Mathers, Jimmy Rudolph, short horror, Terminator, WZMB, zombie apocalypse, Zombie Radio, zombie survival, Zombies
