5 Minute Horror’s Cult Comedy Podcast Returns with Another Episode!
Why bother with all this bullet, machete, tear out a zombie’s eyes nonsense, when you can explode their heads from twenty feet? Chew Muscv, the new Harlem musical trend, has been clinically proven in street trials to take a zombie’s head off. Although Chew Music has no other value, and you shouldn’t listen to it if your life is not being threatened by a zombie, because it may cause embolisms in human brains, it has proven a spectacular deterrent to zombie attacks. Click the link below to listen to Zombie Radio Show Ep. 53 and get the whole story!
Chew Music has been responsible for the Renaissance in Harlem, according to Source Magazine. Formerly quarantined because of the particularly virulent species of zombie known as “Screamers”, Harlem has become the new center of culture, tourism and non-survivalist living in general. Residents are reporting rusty machetes, and children are taking the bus to school again, and actually returning home as well. Furthermore, sales are up in restaurants, clubs and crack, a sure sign of economic recovery. The Clintons have moved back in, and real estate prices have shot so high, blacks may no longer be able to afford to live there.
With such a discovery now reaching the mainstream, can other zombie head exploding technologies be far behind? Will we soon hear the strains of Zombie-Lethal Polkas, Zombie Paralyzing Country Western, and Jazz Zombie Knee-Capping? Time will tell, and so will 5 Minute Horror’s Zombie Radio Show!
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