WZMB Zombie Radio Show
5 Minute Horror’s Cult Comedy Podcast– Episode 55!
Zombies swarm Amsterdam Avenue! Is there a sale on brains? With every purchase of a cerebellum, you get the medulla oblongotta thrown in for no extra charge, plus a synapse sprinkling on the cappuccino? Or maybe they’re just running from Harlem, like the rest of really white suburbia? Find out for yourself by watching the video adaptation of Zombie Radio Show, 5 Minute Horror’s cult comedy podcast. Click below!
What do you think, gang? Is it possible; Music that can explode your brain? Not counting Smashing Pumpkins, I mean? Is there something about the zombie brain that makes it particularly susceptible to exploding? Perhaps the lack of blood flow creates a vacuum effect in the skull, and the correct series of pitches cause the necrotic molecules to vibrate against each other, setting off a chain reaction that sends the skull plates flying. We don’t know much about science, but we know one thing– it’s messy. And sticky. Brains are very sticky. And they leave an aftertaste like slightly musty cheese that just stays with you. I guess what we’re saying is, brains are fine so long as they stay where the belong, but put ‘em outside of their place, and they’re just repulsive. The seat of our faculty, reason, and emotion, tastes like musty cheese. Any questions?
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Tags: 5 Minute Horror, Angelle Gullett, Craig Sabin, funny zombies, James Mathers, Jimmy Rudolph, short horror, WZMB, zombie apocalypse, Zombie Radio, zombie survival, Zombies
