Hey, gang! Check out this YouTube short featuring our own Tasty Jar in a stirring monologue that has stood the test of time as the greatest performance ever by a jar of sandwich spread. Enjoy!
Hey, gang! The only thing we like more than occasional brutality is constant brutality. Check out this great video we spotted on Youtube. Pull out your check lists and see if we’ve got it all covered– knife, tire iron, chainsaw, ax, newspaper. Some of you may be asking, what about guns? To which we reply, “Wimp.” If you need a gun to kill a train station full of psychotic lunatics, just go back to prep school and grow a pair.
On top of the kudos from Doc and Gruesome of 5 Minute Horror, we also have an award from Comic-Con attributed to this fine short piece. Hang out and wait for the end– there’s a nice bit there. Actually, the entire movie is amply littered with bits, some nice and some not so nice, strewn across the screen. Like we said, it’s a good movie. Enjoy!
We love “The Thing”, Horror Fans! The John Carpenter version in particular is our favorite. But we recently cam across someone who loves “The Thing” as much as we do! Check out this great short from an great filmmaker with feat of clay! Enjoy!
This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t watch the Carpenter version, or any other. Consider this the brilliantly abridged version!
Getting dirty in the shower– so far so good. But it isn’t until after the shower that you really need to clean up. “Gruesome” gets some “hands on” experience with this notion, as he tries to convince his wife that she’s the only woman for him– but she can’t compare to his favorite website.
We have a strange feeling that soon this marriage is going to come apart. Don’t ask us for reasons– we can’t quite put our fingers on it. But for more installments, stay tuned to 5 Minute Horror!
Here’s a short we love! Roman Dirge’s Lenore in an early animated adventure. Warning; Do not watch with armadillos, field mice or green fairies. Don’t watch with bunnies, either. They’ll get ideas. In fact, just don’t watch! (no, no, no, you can watch…)
Yeah, right?
