Now, you’re probably asking “If you want to hear from me, why did you put me in a sound-proof room with a ball gag in my mouth?” We’ll get to that later. But stay focused! We want you to tell us what your favorite Zombie Radio Show commercial is. Take a look at the video collection below, and vote for your favorite commercial!
You can vote via Facebook, or via Twitter! Just give the number of your favorite commercial in your message, and we’ll tally the votes and announce the winner next Zombie Monday!
You know, Zombie Fans, there’s no such thing as a tragedy that doesn’t bring along with it a little opportunity. Drought brings opportunity for water companies, and mass murder makes moriticians massive millionaires. It stands to reason that the Zombie Apocalypse would create a new market for Zombie-related products. Sure, most of them are radioactive, but the long slow burning death of radiation poisoning sure beats the quick but horrifying death of zombies eating you alive, and possibly transforming you into a brain eater yourself.
While you’re watching the video, we encourage you to think ahead. It’s generally understood that the zombie apocalypse is coming. What products will people need for their comfort and survival? And remember, zombies aren’t the only bad guys out there. There’s also the asshole survivalists who shoot first, and claim you were a zombie later, just because you found the best parking space at the Home Depot.
But in the meantime, enjoy these little glimpses into Apocalyptic Capitalism. And if you find these ads inspiring you to create the next round of anti-zombie products– we’ll take our ten percent now, please.
Now, put the ball gag back in, and let’s get to work.
Heyyyy, Jazz Fans! What do you get when you cross a corporation with a zombie? I don’t really know, but one thing’s for certain– neither death nor taxes are a sure thing anymore. I’ve been doing this Zombie Radio Show for over a year now fans, but I have never seen anything like Ep. 52. In the post-Zombie-Apocalypse, few things can be relied upon– the locks on coffins, for instance. But we’ve always been able to trust that our untrusty corporations will find ways to sell us things and make a lot of money. But our faith has been shaken, jazz fans. Just check out Zombie Radio Show Ep. 52! The special video adaptation is posted below. Click away! I’ll wait…
Jimmy Rudolph of WZMB Zombie Radio Show has two producers, folks, and that’s pretty awesome. But after a night on the town with J-Bo, it looks like we’re down to one and a half producers. Still, that’s better than no producers, or two producers from Boston. I’m sure that Mel will recover quickly and she’ll be twisting those knobs again. Until then, it’ll be me and J-Bo again, spinning those jazz platters and zombie heads. And we hope you’ll be there with us as we enter our second year, with smile and a pulse and without a taste for brains. I mean, we want eyes, but only when they’re attached to brains.
If you like what you’ve heard here at Zombie Radio Show, you can subscribe to us on YouTube, follow us on Twitter, and like us on Facebook! And stay tuned to 5 Minute Horror for more gruesome short horror tidbits. Remember, no matter where you go, there’s something behind you– even if it’s only your past.
“Zombie Radio Show” 5 Minute Horror’s Comedy Podcast! Ep. 51
She’s broken out of Riker’s Prison, killed thousands of Bar Code Zombie Ninjas, and saved New York City– but can she share a tiny sound booth with an perky Iowan? Without murdering anyone, we mean? Find out for yourself in the latest episode of 5 Minute Horror’s comedy podcast, Zombie Radio Show! Click below to watch the special video adaptation!
Things started with such promise! WZMB had exposed evil corporation and sponsor Trocador, and Jimmy Rudolph and his 3 a.m. jazz show were more popular than ever. On top of that, with the official pardon of Jamie Bogart, Jimmy had two producers spinning those platters; J-Bo, and Trocador turncoat Melissa Moline, the Iowan Queen. As perky as J-Bo is dark, as giving as J-Bo is murderous, the two opposite forces, like yin and yang, looked poised to 69 each other in karmic totality. But nothing stays good for long in post-Zombie Apocalypse New York City. It soon became obvious that the claustrophobic sound booth would be the final resting place of one of these beauties–
"Lurch Hour" on the MTA!
And then things took a turn for the better! To hear the disgusting details for yourself in real time, just Click Here!
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Zombie Radio Show– Radio you can see… if that’s your thing.
Ever been to a Zombie Party? They’re murder. Word to the wise, friends– bring brains! Heyyy, Jazz fans! It’s Jimmy Rudolph, humble Jazz-meister of WZMB Jazz at Three. Y’know, fans, the Zombie Apocalypse has been hard on our leisure time. The last kegger I went to, the designated driver got totally wasted– and I mean that literally. But we can’t let our impending doom get in the way of celebrating me. And this week we have more reason than most to cheer me on. WZMB has cracked the top five zombie radio shows. But of course, the zombies find ways to throw clotted blood all over my good times. Click here to see for yourself.
What’s that I said? “See for yourself”? Isn’t this a radio show? We know your eyes get a little tired staring at the radio knobs waiting for something to happen. So we’ve given you a little picture show to keep you distracted– a shiny bauble to hypnotize you into sitting the fuck down. But don’t worry, fans– it’s still the same old radio show, with me and Melissa stacking the platters of great jazz for you. Why mess with obscurity.
In this week’s episode, now with 20% more gristle; Jimmy parties like it’s the Apocalypse (which it is); Zombie Don Ho sucks it; J-Bo’s Great Escape; Stark’s Raving Mad; And Jimmy’s on roofies! With featured jazz artist Philly Joe Jones! Zombie Radio Show– Radio you can See! Brought to you by Snuggie-Mor and Insta-Slick!
Zombies are tame now… what could possibly go wrong?
Happy Zombie Monday from Zombie Radio Show! It’s post-post-Zombie-Apocalypse in NYC, and the zombies have been tamed and bar-coded by evil corporation Trocador. So why is the death rate climbing? Trocador takes the unprecedented step of giving zombies deadly ninja training. Why didn’t we think of that? It’s Zombie Radio Show, with Jimmy Rudolph helming the airwaves, giving New Yorkers what they need the most in these troubled times– jazz! Watch now!
Zombie Radio Show episode #48 asks the tough questions; “What do you say on the morning after when there wasn’t much of a night before?”; “How long before we can transmit bodily fluids digitally?”; “When is a beheading one beheading too many?”; and “What is up with the bongos? Do you know what time it is?”
Be sure to check out Zombie Radio Show every Zombie Monday, right here at 5 Minute Horror, or at http://zombieradioshow.com You can like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, and subscribe to our podcast on iTunes!
New York City has seen some bad days since the Zombie Apocalypse of ought-twelve. Zombies roaming the streets, stoops smeared with blood and brains, whole neighborhoods wiped out– and of course, the traffic is worse than ever.
But Jimmy Rudolph has a tonic for these tough times. With the help of his kick-ass ninja dwarf J-Bo, Jimmy takes the mic at WZMB, helming the prized 3 a.m. slot, with traffic, weather, zombie updates, city news, all the while giving New Yorkers what they need the most in these zombie-filled times– Jazz!
In this week’s episode, non-sequential and untraceable; Jimmy is back in the New York groove! Robin from Harlem is outraged! J-Bo needs cigarettes! Zombies are the new entry-level position! and Melissa is flustered. With featured jazz artist Pat Boone? Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show! Brought to you by Trocador’s Z-Shaw!
New York City has seen some bad days since the Zombie Apocalypse of ought-twelve. Zombies roaming the streets, stoops smeared with blood and brains, whole neighborhoods wiped out– and of course, the traffic is worse than ever.
But Jimmy Rudolph has a tonic for these tough times. With the help of his kick-ass ninja dwarf J-Bo, Jimmy takes the mic at WZMB, helming the prized 3 a.m. slot, with traffic, weather, zombie updates, city news, all the while giving New Yorkers what they need the most in these zombie-filled times– Jazz!
In this week’s invitation to “the greens”; Jimmy breaks in the new girl; Homecoming for our Vets, only without the home or coming; Craig needs more coffee; and Messages from J-Bo! With non-featured Jazz Artist Joe Henderson. Does this Zombie taste Funny to you? Find out for yourself at Zombie Radio Show! Brought to you by Trocador’s Bar Code Zombies!
