5 Minute Horror’s Cult Comedy Podcast “Zombie Radio Show” Commercial Episode!
Hey, gang! We want to hear from you!
Now, you’re probably asking “If you want to hear from me, why did you put me in a sound-proof room with a ball gag in my mouth?” We’ll get to that later. But stay focused! We want you to tell us what your favorite Zombie Radio Show commercial is. Take a look at the video collection below, and vote for your favorite commercial!
You can vote via Facebook, or via Twitter! Just give the number of your favorite commercial in your message, and we’ll tally the votes and announce the winner next Zombie Monday!
You know, Zombie Fans, there’s no such thing as a tragedy that doesn’t bring along with it a little opportunity. Drought brings opportunity for water companies, and mass murder makes moriticians massive millionaires. It stands to reason that the Zombie Apocalypse would create a new market for Zombie-related products. Sure, most of them are radioactive, but the long slow burning death of radiation poisoning sure beats the quick but horrifying death of zombies eating you alive, and possibly transforming you into a brain eater yourself.
While you’re watching the video, we encourage you to think ahead. It’s generally understood that the zombie apocalypse is coming. What products will people need for their comfort and survival? And remember, zombies aren’t the only bad guys out there. There’s also the asshole survivalists who shoot first, and claim you were a zombie later, just because you found the best parking space at the Home Depot.
But in the meantime, enjoy these little glimpses into Apocalyptic Capitalism. And if you find these ads inspiring you to create the next round of anti-zombie products– we’ll take our ten percent now, please.
Now, put the ball gag back in, and let’s get to work.