5 Minute Horror’s Cult Comedy Podcast Zombie Radio Show, Ep. 58!

Welcome back, zombie fans, to another sick, twisted episode of Zombie Radio Show! Featuring Bionic Zombies, Zombie Puke, and lost Kidneys!
It’s tough times at WZMB. The Times Square zombie kill-off has created a vast green fog that blankets Times Square, creating zero visibility and hazardous working conditions for the construction crews. Worse yet, the fog itself seems to be having an adverse affect on their ability to say anything other than “brains”, and an equally adverse effect on their appetite, making them unable to eat anything other than brains. To see for yourself, just click the thumbnail below to watch the video adaptation of our award-eating Zombie Radio Show!

Then there’s the Bionic Zombie now roaming the city. It’s bad enough they eat brains, are terribly infectious, difficult to kill, and look remarkably like loved ones (namely because they are loved ones) but now they can run 60 miles an hour and flip a car on it’s roof? Come on! Are we just trying to surrender the planet to them? Are we so uninterested in survival that we would stack the odds so completely in a zombie’s favor? What’s next? Inject them with dinosaur DNA?
Finally, many of you have heard about J-Bo’s wild night with Melissa, and you’ve sent in requests for a copy of the pictures. The answer is no. First off, J-Bo didn’t get release forms signed by any of the 154 participants, and although we could protect their identity and put black tape over their distinguishing characteristics, we’re not made of black tape, people. Finally, watching those videos… does something to you. It wilts a corner of your immortal soul to see such depraved debauchery. No, folks, we’ll keep these pictures for ourselves. And for every denied request, we will look at the pictures ourselves, even if we have to look at them a million times, and take your sin upon ourselves.
You’re welcome!